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You have so much to look forward to this year!
This year, you will laugh and love and look great. You will
dust off old dreams and see if they still shine - or dream new dreams
that light up your life. You will struggle less and smile more. You
will feel as special as you have always been. You will find a way to
turn off your stress switch and experience a new kind of happiness,
one that sustains you, the deep peace you have been wishing for can
be yours. Good things lie ahead! Wish for them and watch them unfold.
A good year is your destiny. Discover your inner beauty with jewelry
from Natural Designs Jewelry. Enjoy!
Inspirational
Thoughts
If you see your dreams as being far away and yourself as less
than a success, it's time to rethink that. Dreams have a way of
coming true even if you have to be patient. You are already a success
because you are a quality person. As you pack away your winter
clothes, pack away any self-doubts and wear something essential -
self-esteem. You have every reason to feel good about
yourself.!
You make the world a happier place.
This will be a worry-free day.
Restore and renew you.
Keep promises you made for New Years
You have much to offer in 2005. Pursue your dreams.
I take full responsibility for my growth without being
entertained.
I love you enough to make you beautiful inside and out.
I have every reason to be happy today.
Today is waiting for my unique design.
No one else in the universe can do what I can.
The world is waiting for me to help it change.
My creative ability changes things.
Prayers are powerful.
If I can make someone happier, I have made myself
better.
I have talents the world needs.
I need no excuse for being genuinly happy.
Cute-One Liners
How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
hey Take The Psycho Path.
What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's
What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Work?
A Stick.
What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.
What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire?
Frostbite.
What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF AND ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE
A masterpiece is within you waiting to be
unfolded.
If you can't do great things, do small things in a great
way.
CHURCH-BULLETIN BLUNDERS
Tomorrow afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and
north ends of the church. Children wll be baptised at both
ends.
Thursday at 5pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers
Club. All ladies wising to be little mothers please meet with the
pastor in his study.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Smith to come
forward and lay an egg at the alter.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind
and they may be seen in the church basement on Friday
afternoon.
Tonight's sermon: What is hell? Come early and listen to our
choir practice.
For those of you who have chldren and don't know it, we have a
nursery downstairs.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and
community.
Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.
Don't let worry kill you off -- let the church help.
What's The Difference Between A Bad Golfer And A Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
What Do You Call Skydiving Lawyers?
keet.
What Goes Clop, Clop, Clop, Bang, Bang, Clop, Clop, Clop?
An Amish Drive-By Shooting
How Are A Texas Tornado And A Tennessee Divorce The same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
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